Who Needs To Get Laid On Christmas Anyway?

from Track List, Bro! (A Regular Car Reviews Album) by Regular Car Reviews

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One of two official RCR Christmas songs for 2014, but this was the one that ended up winning me a contest at a Christmas-themed open mic, so I made a crude music video for it on the channel.

This is my favorite song that I've ever written.

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Lyrics:

One snowy Christmas Eve
While we were eating pie
I told my lovely girlfriend
"Do you really need another slice?"
I simply didn't want her
To end up getting sick
But now she thinks I called her fat
And I'm a massive dick

My girlfriend kicked me out
I need a place to stay
Who needs to get laid on Christmas anyway?

Now it's Christmas Day
My dad won't want me here
He kicked me out at 18
And I see him twice a year
My brother, he's a doctor
My sister owns a Kohl's
But me, I say some stupid things
That undermine my goals

My mother gave up on grandkids
My grandma thinks I'm gay
Who needs to get laid on Christmas anyway?

I guess it's just me and lefty
It sucks, I'll tell you what
Next year I'll just keep it real
And keep my trapper shut
I'll find new friends to hang with
We'll grab a Christmas beer
And maybe I'll stop wondering
Why I'm in need of cheer

The ball, it drops in Times Square
With strangers sucking face
Who needs to get laid on New Year's anyway?
The women at the strip club
Will never take your place
Who needs to get laid on New Year's anyway?

And all I ever wanted was to jump right back in time
And tell you that you're beautiful
Here, have another slice of pie

Now it's Christmas morning
It was all a dream
My girlfriend wakes me up
With chocolate pancakes and whipped cream
I tell her that I love her
Let's never fight again
She has no clue just what I mean
So I say, "To find out, get back in bed."

But she says she's on her monthly
I guess I'll have to wait
Who needs to get laid on Christmas anyway?
When loved ones get together
That's all we need this day
Who needs to get laid on Christmas anyway?
Who needs to get laid on Christmas anyway?

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from Track List, Bro! (A Regular Car Reviews Album), released May 8, 2017
Music and Lyrics: The Roman
Guitar: Brad Jager and The Roman
Mixed & Mastered by 2Mp Studio (2mpstudio.net)

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