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Santa Swapped the Reindeer

by The Roman

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Santa LS-Swapped the Reindeer!

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Once upon a time, a guy decides
He doesn't like his side ride
Or his daily drive time
He's kept everything bone stock
Since the days that he'd go walk
And put gold in old socks
He's gonna need a new block to be
The guy who reaches every house without a stop to pee
He's gotta lot to see
He might be old
But he only rolls coal to teach a lesson
The holiday aggression
The other side of this guy's mood
He's got his dark side
But he's still a good dude
People think that cuz he's giving out presents
His whole essence
Is a state of omnipresence
What kinda lesson we getting from this experience
We stay stressing, progressing into the serious
He got the wife talkin' bout divorce
Cuz he's always home late, Rudolph makin' just ten horse

Who LS-Swapped the Reindeer?
Santa did it
Who LS-Swapped the Reindeer?
I saw him do it
On a shorter time line
He'd have got a Skyline
But Santa's sleigh rides like it's all brand new
Cuz he swapped the reindeer

Now he's rocking a small block
To compensate for disappointing wife with his small pocket
In the engine bay
People say that it's too cliché
To see a Saint change his fate to GM V-8s
Santa's a supernatural entity
And he's super-extroverted: ESFP
Coal if you bully those who don't fit in
Coal if you don't keep up your body kits and
Some coal for the trolls in the forums at wits end
Pretending they don't care, write a novel and hit send
Santa ain't playing around, he's on a throne
In the sky, full speed like Bugatti Chiron
He has a list, and the interest compounds
So behave if you want Santa coming around
It's what the holidays are all about
When a jolly old man reverse-robs your house

On Dasher, Dancer,
LS SWAP
On Prancer, Vixen
LS SWAP
Needs a better engine for his guide tonight
If he's late the children ain't gon let it slide tonight
Comet, Cupid
LS SWAP
Even more dependable because it's worth that gwap
Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph too
LS SWAP THE NORTH POLE LIKE IT'S SOMETHIN TO DO

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released November 25, 2021
Written by Nick Roman
Produced by Pagoda City Records

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