Lyrics:

Car show around the corner is the place to be
I got another one coming up in NYC
And I would rather never have to go stag
Cuz jet lag is tough without a friend to hold bags and help drag
Luggage to the airport Hilton, you know I'm lonely
When I'm checking out the Honda Civics and thinking only
I wish I had a friend to clown with, and frown with
And make another joke about cold white and brown with
No matter how drizzy it gets, I never frown
No little clouds, little sounds, Lil Wayne can get me down
No more cars and coffees all on my own
Cuz when the Mustang shows, I'm not dying alone


Working on a stock car solo it isn't better
If you be my one-man foot clan, I'll be your Shredder
We can wile away the days, replace the V6
Roll with the flow like waves that make'em sea sick
We can lime like we fighting scurvy in here
Build a comfy interior like it's Kirby in here
Horsepower like it's the Kentucky Derby in here
Happy like a 90 kid with a Ferby in here
We'll always be grinnin' - like when I'm listening to Ween
Always winnin', like we listenin' to Sheen
Brother, be my savior, and I'll be your enabler
Be my Liv Benson, and I'll be ya Elliot Stabler


We'll make it rain, I got ones for days
Cheddar like a creamery, got puns for days
And if you need a favor, I can do ya'll a flavor
Cuz potato chip ideas I got some for Lay's
Cuz we thrillin' with this
Our friendship killin' with this
Who am I kidding, ya'll know I'm selling fiction with this
Please believe me in my conviction with this
I need another car friend with no restrictions to this
A wordy friend to help me with my diction in this
I should be selling out platinum subscriptions to this
And some methodone to get'em off addiction this
Cuz when the rubber meets the road I'm causin' friction with this