Lyrics:

I'll take a bullet for you, girl
As long as I don't die
Wear a silly costume
As long as it looks fly
Cuz you mean the world to me
I'll give you the sun, the stars, the D
But I'll never let you touch my bone stock mopar
I just don't love you enough
That's a bridge too far


A VIN number leads me to the car of my dreams
I'm a simple man, in both style and means
Which Mopar is best Mopar
Every single Mopar, so don't test mopar
A car show means a long drive out there
But I needa know if K-Cars still alive out there
Fake braided vacuum hose
Based reverent shameless bros
Chrome up on the rims and we're not gonna stop there
Fill my back seat with a 120 stuffed bears
This is my toy car, this is my real car
Whipping out my second amendment if they steal cars
Leave'em in a heap in the dirt like open-wheel cars
Leave the game behind, I ain't even gotten my cut yet
Leave the game of rhyme, I ain't even gotten my nut yet
Cuttin' me off I even gotten my cup wet
Leave a person laid up in bed it's like we just met
I'm the ache in treachery, boy, you know I clap lead
Open it when the mack spread, bars sharp as an ax head
That's what's gonna happen if you diss my first gen mopar
Leave you blacked out like a night with no stars
Cuz this is where my loyalty ends
If you're not about the mopar we'll never be friends
My girlfriend told me I should trade it in or paint it red
So this is what I said

I'll take a bullet for you, girl
As long as I don't die
Wear a silly costume
As long as it looks fly
Cuz you mean the world to me
I'll give you the sun, the stars, the D
But I'll never let you touch my bone stock mopar
I just don't love you enough
That's a bridge too far


The truth is I ain't got much cash
But I hustle each day like I do got such cash
Mopar show got that Wrangler flow
Call me Doc cuz I got that Egon Spengler
Jeeps from the rib of the Willys line
Who knew something big and cheap could be this fine?
You ever see a bone stock 318
You ever see a Neon in Neon Green?
You ever see a Plymouth Horizon for sale
With under 30,000 miles since first retail
I'mma exercise my rights to some halo lights
And to stand in some really, really long-ass lines
To ride a Charger that they won't even let me drive
But my girl really wants to feel the overdrive, so let's feel alive

I'll take a bullet for you, girl
As long as I don't die
Wear a silly costume
As long as it looks fly
Cuz you mean the world to me
I'll give you the sun, the stars, the D
But I'll never let you touch my bone stock mopar
I just don't love you enough
That's a bridge too far

The C-Body wagon was what I could afford
But if you wanna talk smack I'll send you back to the Lord
Or back to your 97 Honda Accord
I got that Chrysler blood up in my veins rest assured
I don't need to put my whole foot to the floor
To get every single thing I need and more
Cuz everyone knows life is best lived on four wheels
And if I had the money I'd be owning more wheels
And buy a big fancy garage just to store wheels
And live a life that's better than what I had before wheels
I'll tell you bout the cars I'mma buy for no reason
A new Dodge Ram for each of the four seasons
Get the aux blasting “Stressed Out” and “Heathens”
And let my girl know that to touch it is high treason

I'll take a bullet for you, girl
As long as I don't die
Wear a silly costume
As long as it looks fly
Cuz you mean the world to me
I'll give you the sun, the stars, the D
But I'll never let you touch my bone stock mopar
I just don't love you enough
That's a bridge too far